Conservatives buy more Porn

by Berck

This is just awesome. Per capita, Utah is the state that purchases the most pornography. Turns out church-goers buy less porn on Sunday, but they buy more the rest of the week.

“Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don’t explicitly restrict gay marriage.”

Another theory might be that conservatives don’t know that internet porn is free.

This correlates with my theory that the most anti-gay-rights people are all, themselves, closeted homosexuals.

One Response to “Conservatives buy more Porn”

  1. Kelsey Says:

    I always thought there was something more to the Dubya/Rove relationship than meets the eye.

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