Gasket inventory

by Jonah

Okay. I have too much oil in my car. Any suggestions as to what to do? Besides “blow a gasket”?

In other news, as I was checking my oil and starting my engine (which it did nicely), I also got the bag of garbage out of my trunk and fished the grapefruit juice cans out of conveniently tucked away places. That led to a fruitless search for more trash and quick inventory of odd things in my car:

there’s the 2 lb. Bowie knife I keep under my seat,
my anti-theft device club (the sawed off end of a shovel handle),
the can of soup in the trunk,
the M.R.E. in the backseat,
and the baseball glove in the front.

There will be a quiz following.

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