Berck rented The Avengers because Joss Whedon directed it. But he doesn’t do comic books.

“When do we see Natalie?”

“What is this guy’s deal? Does all he have is a shield?”

“IS THAT ROBIN?”

“Every time he says anything, all I hear is, ‘Quarter pounder with cheese.’”

“There’s Natalie! Natalie is on the computer screen!”

“Not every woman can pull off wearing a suit like that.”

“Have you noticed that Scarlett and Robin’s suits keep getting unzipped lower?”

“Where’s Natalie?”

“I don’t understand. I thought these were comic book characters. Why is there suddenly a Norse god?”

“This guy has to weld his own suit? You mean he’s just a regular guy with a suit?”

“I’m not sure Scarlett’s suit can unzip any lower.”

[credits roll]

“WHERE’S NATALIE????”