Okay, so I’ve been tagged in what is apparently a game of blog tag by my friend Cara. Hooray for RSS feeds. I have to answer the question

A Novel Idea:
If I could write a novel about any subject, what would it be?

I also have to tag several people to answer the same question on their blogs (and trackback here). If they don’t do so, that means they don’t love me enough to read my blog. I hereby tag Nathan, Ben, Berck, Sydney, and Mom. I would tag other people to whom I’m not related, but then I could hope to only get a response within several months. All of the above mentioned have to tag 5 other people… or… you’ll catch athlete’s foot the next time you use a public restroom.

So. What would I write a novel about? I’ve never understood how someone writes fiction. I love to write… but only about capturing slices of reality. I wouldn’t know what to do creating a world that doesn’t exist.

That isn’t to say that I don’t enjoy reading fiction. I especially love science fiction, where EVERYTHING… setting, species, constellations… are created out of thin air. But I think I lack the ability to lie that easily. I can paint a watercolor of a landscape out my window; I might even be able to paint it from memory. But to just come up with it out of my head? Not so easy.

I’ve tossed around the idea of writing a political thriller about the real power bosses in government. But I’d have to be making all sorts of stuff up, because I haven’t got a clue. I’ve also thought about writing science fiction short stories. (I come up with great ideas all the time, like what really causes Alzheimer’s isn’t a wasting degeneration of brain tissue but a temporal shift. But then I’d have to flesh the idea out with, like, characters and settings and stuff. Sigh.) Dang, I could make a bundle if I churned out cheap romance novels. And most literary intellectuals of the 20th century made their living writing mysteries (minus Lewis and Tolkien, who had the ability to write fantasy).

So I settled on a novel about a non-traditional relationship between a 21 year old and a 14 year old who fall in love but must wait 8 years to get married.

9 responses to “I’m it.”

  1. nana Avatar
    nana

    Not fair! You took all the blogs I know! Well, if I hurry, there’s one more…. if I get to it before Stephanie does :)

  2. noe Avatar

    does ythe story of your life get to count as a novel?

    i like the thoughts on alzheimer’s…

    of course if you wrote romance or thrillers or whatever you just have to get a good outline down once and then change the names dates locations and colors of outfits for all the following books… (that’s what makes dan brown and danielle steele and all those other folks oh such quality reading material…)

  3. ben Avatar

    Your mother is stressed out over this tag game. Tell her she won’t get athletes foot if she doesn’t tag 5 others. Please… You don’t have to live with her.

  4. Jonah Avatar

    Mom, there’s no rule that says you can’t tag people twice. And… uh… you can even change the question.

    Noell, dang, if I knew you’d be reading today, I would have tagged you. That would have left even more people open for my mom.

    Ben, I don’t think it’s athletes foot she’s worried about.

  5. nana Avatar
    nana

    I just saw that Sydney’s not going to tag.
    Go, Sydney! She’s smart and in law school… I think I’ll follow her lead.

    No one new I’d tag even knows I have a blog, anyway, or they don’t have one themselves.
    So… I pass this time.

    Besides, I don’t have any ideas for novels.

    Sorry, Ben. I’d just seen a couple of your buddies’ myspace pages and was feeling
    very alien….

  6. noe Avatar

    i think my being tagged would have produced a similar reaction to your momma’s…. so i’m glad you didn’t know i’d be reading… i do enjoy reading y’alls blog though i prefer being a sneaky blog reader and rarely commenting… lord knows i don’t need to produce more reason for your husband to make fun of me!

    i love it when you write about the farm (it’s a farm, right? or is it something different if it’s about animals??)

    i think i’ll shut up now…

  7. Jonah Avatar

    Mom, you’re a weenie.

    Noell, you should read the story about trying to help a young sheep deliver by sticking my arm up it’s vagina. (“Jonah, you do it… you have the smallest hands.”) I just spent 10 minutes looking for it on here, but I must not have posted it yet. I’m pretty sure I’ve got it printed out, though. Maybe I’ll have to retype it.

    I was going to say it’s more of a ranch than a farm, but according to the dictionary, a ranch is just a big farm. And it’s not very big. There’s a vegetable garden, a bunch of chickens and ducks, three geese, a varying number of cats, two dogs, nine sheep, two Shetland ponies, four mares, a stallion, a foal, and a bunny named Thumpuh.

  8. Cara Putman Avatar

    You’re a good sport, Joanna! And I think a book about the slices of life you’ve lived would be fun. Heck, you’ve already got one written about your travels around Europe if you pulled all your emails together. Change a few names and you have fiction :=) A coming of age novel even. Then there’s Greece. The campaign. ,… :-)

  9. nana Avatar
    nana

    Jonah’s right… I’m a weenie!
    But I’ll come help with foals! And don’t forget about the snake!
    And…. I just did my writing for the year – a brochure about
    working with refugee children AARGH! I do not enjoy writing!
    I’m just happy to have offspring who do!

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