Archive for June, 2007

That’s just not fair to Amy.

Berck: Were you listening to Ani?

Jonah: Yes.

Berck: You can’t will your *censored* *censored*?

Jonah: No!

Berck: I love you.

Jonah: Go find a concubine.

Berck: Really?

Jonah: Yes.

Berck: Where?

Jonah: Concubines.cn.

Berck: Canadian Concubines?

Jonah: No! That’s ca. China.

Berck: I don’t want a short concubine.

Jonah: The tallest woman is from China.

Berck: I don’t want a tall woman with slanty eyes!

Jonah: Then look at concubines.com. No, that’d be expensive. Find one on concubines.org, they’ll be free.

Berck: Will you be my concubine?

Jonah: No! I’m your wife! I can’t be your concubine.

Berck: You don’t love me.

Jonah: That’s because I’m cold. I think Homer Mackenzie will be your concubine.

Berck: That’s okay with you?

Jonah: Yes. Go check out concubines.info and then tell me all about it.

Berck: Okay.