The Big Apple Day 1 (Oh, but it feels much longer)

I think my clothes are half drenched in sweat. Part of it is the rain that’s gently falling here, which, according to the natives, has cooled things down tremendously. I’ll take their word for it.

This morning the rain wasn’t falling so gently. The radar showed a mass of red and PURPLE (for hail, the weatherman kept warning) was centered over New York City. I know this because our JetBlue flight, which left nearly an hour late from Denver at 1:40am, has TV, and I was flipping back and forth between the two local stations it carried.

Then I flipped to the map screen that shows where the airplane is in relation to the ground. We were flying in circles over New York and then continued to do so for some time. I thought, we can’t do this for long, and sure enough, the captain came on the intercom and said we were going to be landing in Atlantic City to refuel and wait until we could possibly land at JFK. Berck said he knew it was bad when an American Airlines jet was in a holding pattern directly below us. When they start stacking the planes, you know it’s going to take a while to land.

The captain managed to get us some bagels that the flight attendants handed out as we taxied. We finally arrived at JFK nearly 4 hours after we supposed to. Fortunately, we didn’t have to be anywhere anytime until the concert we’re attending tonight.

There was a loud, obnoxious Brit sitting behind Berck who was very upset, though, and he left everyone know it. “F***ing w***ers!” he shouted, then repeated it a few times for good measure. The captain interrupted his message on the intercom and asked if the gentleman had a question. “No! I have a comment. Sort it out!” As if anyone has control over the weather. When we got off the plane, the terminal was jammed with people waiting to take off, so I don’t think he missed his flight, because it was probably delayed too. As we threaded our way through the mass of people eager to board, Berck said, “Well, it could have been worse. We could have been stuck HERE.”

The JetBlue flight was not at all a bad place to be stuck, fortunately, since they didn’t have any gates open and wouldn’t let us off the plane. They give you plenty of legroom, 40 channels of TV, movies you can pay for, good snacks, and an overnight pack with earplugs, an eyeshade, and some little toiletries. Oh, and currently, a channel that only plays the Simpsons (only 4 episodes, unfortunately, before they repeat).

After finally getting off the plane, we followed the signs for the AirTrain through the maze that is JFK. We somehow figured out how to pay for it and buy some 7 day unlimited metro tickets. I love the freedom of being able to hop on the metro wherever I am, and even though we won’t be here a whole week, these passes make more sense economically than getting day-long passes. Then we navigated the metro system and got to Berck’s sister Sydney’s apartment, thanks to her excellent written directions.

Her roommate was fortunately there to let us in, having quit her waitressing job the day before. Sydney would have been there according to our original schedule, but she had long since gone to work. We found out Syd would be in a meeting until two, so we took a quick nap before heading to Lower Manhattan to met her for lunch.

One of our goals of this trip is to visit as many places recommended by Famous Fat Dave as possible, but he apparently isn’t crazy about Chinese. We tried to find a Chinese place I’d found a random recommendation for, but gave up when I couldn’t remember the correct cross street and settled for a place that looked promising. Indeed, we had fabulous fried dumplings, General Tso’s chicken, and Peaking duck. It made me want to never eat Chinese in Colorado Springs again. I don’t know if it was good Chinese food or mediocre Chinese food, but we found it absolutely delicious. Berck even devoured the broccoli surrounding the martial poultry, sopping up its savory sauce. And you know what else is weird? Chinese beer actually tastes really good with Chinese food.

By the end of our feast, Sydney was horribly late for work, so she ran out, and Berck and I wandered through Chinatown, into Little Italy, by NYU, then took a little rest in Washington Square Park until it started raining again. Then we took an A train back to Sydney’s house. Some of the subway cars are mercifully air conditioned, though approaching rush hour, they were pretty full. I stood at the very front of the train and watched us race down the track.

Wandering around a big city is great with a big, burly man at your side. People move out of the way.

Tonight a concert in a park in Brooklyn, then hopefully a very good night’s sleep. Maybe it won’t rain on us.

Duty

I got a summons for jury duty a couple weeks back. I was excited. Then Berck said, “It’s not during our trip to New York, is it?” We’re leaving Tuesday night and coming back on Monday next week.

Sure enough, my date was for today. If I got selected for a trial, it would probably conflict with our trip. Not only that, but the way I think it works here is, you call on Friday evening to see if you show up on Monday morning. If you don’t have to show up on Monday, you have to come on Tuesday, and if you don’t come Tuesday, you have to come on Wednesday.

Fortunately, you get one chance to change the date of your jury duty. So I signed the affidavit saying I had conflicting plans and put down that I was available after we got back. I got a call from one of the court lackeys asking if Monday, July 30 would work. I didn’t have anything going on then, so I said sure.

Berck says I’m the only person in the country to get excited about jury duty. Of course, I wouldn’t possibly get picked because my occupation is “legal assistant,” and one side or the other in a case is going to want people who know as little as possible about the law.

Berck found out a perk of not being hired anywhere else before the end of his employer’s contract: he gets to fly one of the planes they use back to the leasing company in Rockford, IL. He asked if he could take me along, and his boss said, sure, why not. A trip of a lifetime, cross country in a small, slick, top-of-the-line plane… can you imagine? All we had to do was buy me a plane ticket from O’Hare to Denver. It’s terribly exciting.

We’d leave Wednesday, August 1. Then I realized, I had jury duty scheduled that Monday. And I’d already used my one chance to change the date.

I called on Friday, but apparently, they aren’t in the office on Fridays. I left a message and worried all weekend. Surely, I wouldn’t get selected for a trial, but it wouldn’t matter if I had to show on Wednesday. A trip of a lifetime and all that was keeping me from it was the threat of jail time. I felt horrible.

So today I called again at 9:30, hoping the morning rush would be over and I’d actually get someone on the phone. After listening to the five minute long message, selecting the right numbers to push, and waiting on hold to Baroque music, a human being actually said, “Hello?” I recognized his voice. He was the same guy I’d talked to the first time I changed my date.

I didn’t mention that I’d already used my one chance. I told him my name. “I’m calling to see if I can change my date for jury duty.”

He either remembered me or had some pretty efficient software, because he said immediately, “You’ve already switched your date once. Why do you want to change it again?”

“I really want to serve!” I said, “But the strangest thing happened. My husband is a flight instructor, and he has to fly a plane back to Illinois. And they said I could go with him!”

“Well,” he said, “Okay. But you can’t change it again. Will August 20th work for you?”

Nothing cool had better take place on August 20th.

Ghetto Air Conditioning!!

I removed the air conditioning from my car yesterday. Today, I made a simple air/water heat exchanger out of the condenser…1

It’s reasonably efficient, but it doesn’t exactly make the room cool. The water coming out of the tap is 52F. Depending on the amount of water I pump through this thing, I can get the air right in front of it down to about 74F when it’s about 82F in the room otherwise. Standing in front of it feels like standing in front of an open refrigerator. But it’s free. I spent a total of $8 on garden hose. And we don’t pay for water:)