It’s blurry because I took it with my telephone-camera. The fun part is that because it was blurry, when I sent it to Sydney and Jonah, neither of them could figure out what it’s an ad for. Jonah guessed a conference, Sydney a church. I would have guessed that he’d offer to turn your kids into zombies.

The answer? The text you can’t read says, “Certified Public Accountant.”