Berck woke me up Monday morning. “Jonah! It’s 6:32!”

I set my alarm for 5:55 a.m. It takes half an hour to get to work, so I usually try to leave at 6:20 so I have time to put my lunch up and go to the washroom before walking the two-minute walk to the other side of the warehouse where the timeclock is located.

I’m glad I was driving the Miata with the radar detector holster ready to go.

I clocked in at 7:03.

Last night I dreamed I got two tickets. So I drove extra slow on the way to work this morning.

Actual Fact: In a recent study published by the British Journal of Medicine, St. John’s Wort worked a heck of a lot better than Paxil. Half of participants felt better with St. John’s Wort, while only a third felt better with Paxil. And the Paxil takers complained of lots of side effects.