Our Dumb Blog had 2,455 unique visitors in March. This may sound impressive, until you realize that 2,207 of them came from MSN searches. Microsoft’s new search engine is so bad that it thinks my blog is an expert on things like “snore wars”. The amusing thing is that now that I’ve said that, I’ll have a few thousand extra hits in April. I wonder if I can delist myself from MSN but not Google?

I’d post the list of search terms used to get here, but there’s 1,633 of them. Maybe I’ll post a choice few. Keep in mind that almost all of these are a result of people typing things directly into their internet explorer address bar, and the default search that comes up is MSN…. The fact that they THEN click on my MY blog is the disturbing part.

men in speedos
how do you get faster?
slip not
why the czechs came to texas
karen flirting behind my back
do the candy shop from the beginning to the end
chocolate panties
cellar stairs railing
making pot brownies
do not stack pallets on the side
questions on second had smoke
sex pubs in stockholm
how to make a gothic church
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can you eat too many sunflower seeds
melting meth then becoming a gel like
lichtenstein shower curtain
sarah died yesterday morning in norman ok.
how do you fix broken bowl on meth pipe?
people fighting and it is funny
kids being spoiled now days
what is a cv joint on my car
how to correct last name on texas birth certificate
things you can say to make a break up easier
words of wisdom for a happy marriage
kelsey nash longview high school
how to make someone pass out
how do i get a sail boat? ship
men naked in locker room
never enough breasts
how to dress up as a plus size woman
an old lady walked into a grocery store.
what made it s name in the 1950 s that one can sleep on?
how to speak at an english pub
wake up with hand asleep and swelled
wear are san francisco docks
what do you need to break the sound barrier?
free games where you build houses and have kids
what to do in dallas forth worth
why people do not want to work at mcdonald s restaurant
wash hands before returning to work
what is important to our way of life today?

Unfortunately, this is just going to make people searching for these things even more likely to wind up here.