You have 47 new messages in your mailbox. It looks like you’ve been slacking off. Press one to listen to your messages.
First new message.
Press one to save this message. Press seven to delete.
You have pressed one. Are you sure you need to save this message? You’re running out of room, and as as soon as you do, you’ll only find out when your receptionist e-mails you to tell you that irate people have been calling all day saying your voicemail box is full. Let’s not be a hoarder, shall we?
You have pressed seven. Are you sure you want to delete this message? Because you’re never getting it back.
This key is not valid.
You have 47 messages in your mailbox. Press one…
You have pressed seven. All messages will be deleted. Press one to confirm.
Security override. Please enter your fourteen digit pin to confirm deleting all messages. Oh, you don’t know what your fourteen digit pin is? Someone didn’t read the instructions when we first got our account, did we?
This key is not valid.
You have 47 messages in your mailbox.
This key is not valid.
Oh, I’m sorry, did you just actually swear at me?
This key is not valid.
Rebooting.