Actually, only five. Mom indicated that she wasn’t going to comply with the rules of my game, so I started on an entry for her. Fortunately for her, she pulled through (and a very nice job she did, I think).

But I didn’t want all my hard work to go to waste, so you get what I’d collected so far:

1. “What was someone saying about chocolate chip Oreos?”

2. “Wait! Wait! Make sure you bring us the WORLD FAMOUS fajitas!”

3. “No, this isn’t Winn Dixie. You have the wrong number. But wait! You might be someone I want to talk to!”

4. “Oh, good, Berck is back. I’m going to go out and bother him.”

5.”readthiscarefully……i,spilled,water,on,the,keyboard,and,it,will,not,let,me,spacebar,or,return,etc,…..so,i,have,to,write,like,this…i,deposited,350,dollars,into,your,compass,bank,account,on,thursday….it,should,be,ready,for,withdrawel,by,tuesday,i,imagine…i,am,mailing,you,some,clippings,,,,when,it,rains,it,pours,it,seems,when,something,comes,along,that,i,think,you,would,like….also,i,opened,joanne,lawrence,s,gift,and,told,you,about,it,on,the,card,that,is,in,your,envelope,with,all,the,clippings….it,is,a,stovetop,wok…..looks,very,nice…..ben,said,you,called,last,night….he,seemed,pleased…..i,hope,you,had,a,good,conversation…..this,is,too,wierd……let,me,know,if,you,get,this….i,hope,the,keyboard,dries,out,ok….love,mom”