I refer you to the following chart which will help you convert your friends from their satanic music to suitable christian alternatives. Because if you don’t, they’ll go to hell. And you will too.

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    Ben

    Johnny Lang Lincoln Brewster
    Because if you think an overtly Christian guitar prodigy not signed with a Christian label is worse than one who is.

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