Our Dumb Blog in May

While the 555 hits from MSN searches this month were no surprise, the 255 from Google were. In the past, I’ve rarely gotten more than a dozen hits from Google– this indicates to me that Google is starting to rank my site a bit more highly these days.

Here are some choice search phrases for the month:

swimming areas in boston where boys and men must wear speedos l no exception
nudist colonies
dumb pictures tourists take
dumb mexicans
how much liquid makes up a liter of coke
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our romantic and intimate weekend pictures
an old lady walked into a grocery store
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problems and prospects of 7up bottling company
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in-n-out burger franchise opportunity (Hah! sorry guys, they’re all owned outright.)
i really had to pee
faa busted uncontrolled field near miss
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will putting road tires on a hybrid bike make it faster?
see i m learning nobody is that dumb now
what size of runway is needed for awacs landing
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why is this work sheet dumb
getting used to being married
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broken meth pipe
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my raincoat prom
the battery light on my honda dashboard went on
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i hate orcas island
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nude pictures of me
flight student blog

Some More Movies.

Incredibles– While this was by far the best looking animation from Pixar yet (well, I didn’t see Finding Nemo), the plot wasn’t very entertaining. The characters seemed a bit shallow. Superheros have never much done it for me. I didn’t mind watching it, and Joanna liked it a lot.

Closer– A somewhat strange movie with Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman as a strip dancer. I thought it was an entertaining look at human relationships– awfully accurate in some strange hyperbolic fashion. After the credits pronounced it was adapted from a play, things made even more sense. Overall, both Joanna and I liked it.

Green Butlers– A very queer Danish movie that I tried hard not to like. It wasn’t horrible, but I’m not sure I’d recommend it. Entertaining in a very dark way. I wonder if I would have liked it better if I understood Danish. Joanna liked it.

Spartan– I hate David Mamet. I don’t know why, but I really do. This was by far the best Mamet I’ve ever seen, probably because it was written for the screen, not the stage. It was still full of that utterly moronic Mametish dialogue, which means that everything has to be repeated four times. Joanna liked it, but then she’s the one who wanted to rent it. It at least kept me watching. I give it a nice solid C.

Holy Land– A strange little movie about a Israeli Yeshiva student who falls in love with a Russian prostitute. Joanna and I both enjoyed it. While I’ve never been to Israel, it painted an intriguing and probably somewhat accurate portrayal of how strange a place it is. It’s got nudity and sex and guns.

Lemony Snicket– I hate Jim Carrey, but he seems to be in everything these days. After hearing an interview with the author on What do you Know, I had high hopes for this movie. It wasn’t entirely dissapointing, but I didn’t think it was exceptional either. It had amazing visuals, great scenery, and a charming feel to it. But I felt like it lacked soul in some way.

Primer– This movie could have been good if it weren’t bad. They tried so hard to make the dialogue fit a mood that it became almost incomprehensible. Still, it showed promise up until about the last 15 minutes when the plot self-destructs into nonsense that probably managed to fool some viewers (such as my wife) into thinking it was deep, meaningful, complex, and mind-boggling when it was actually just stupid.

Dirty Filthy Love– While far from charming, this was a funny movie about an OCD/Turret’s guy. Joanna and I both enjoyed it, but we don’t know that you would. The scenes with the OCD support group probably made it worth watching on their own.

Saved– An entertaining movie about a fundamentalist Christian high school. We both liked it.

The Last Shot– An FBI agent produces a movie to catch gangsters. It wasn’t a bad movie, but the interview with the real-life agent on This American Life was far more entertaining.

Answers

Joanna, after asking me the answers to the questions mentioned in the previous post said that I should post them. Because otherwise you guys might not understand how ridiculous it really is.

The mental grouping of affiliated perceptions is called A) insights.

Which of the student’s human needs offer the greatest challenge to an instructor? C) Self-fulfillment.

Individuals make more progress learning if they have a clear objective. This is one feature of the principle of B) readiness.

I think I’m about ready to take that test anyway. Unfortunately, I’ve got to have an even better memorization of it to parrot back in the oral exam. I’ve heard that the examiners do indeed want to hear everything just like it is in the book.

I’ve done 5 flights in the CFII course so far, the most recent this morning. I’ve got another one at noon. I got to fly in the clouds today, which was good practice. My instructor even had me do two no-gyro approaches in the clouds. “Are you sure about this?” I asked him. “I’m comfortable with it, if you’re okay with it.” “It’s fine with me, as long as you don’t let me kill us.”

“No-gyro” means that the two vacuum-driven gyroscopic instruments are covered up. This is to simulate a failure of the engine-driven vacuum pump, something that is bound to happen eventually. Particularly in training operations, because the vacuums pumps are generally not replaced preemptively as they are in passenger carrying operations. In a multi-engine airplane, it’s no big deal because there’s two engines and two vaccum pumps. They’re not likely to fail at the same time. In most aircraft, the attitude indicator (sometimes called the artificial horizon) as well as the heading indicator are driven off the vacuum pump. The attitude indicator works off of a dual-gimble mounted gyroscope that gvies you a constant reference to straight and level flight when you can’t see outside. If it’s working, it’s the instrument that’s most looked at in the clouds. The heading indicator is a gyroscope that only displays heading. You might think, “But you have a compass, so what’s the big deal? Why do you need this thing anyway?” The magnetic compass is a postively wretched and near-worthless instrument unless it’s a perfectly calm day and you’re flying straight and level. If it’s at all turbulent, the compass swings this way and that. If you’re turning toward north, the compass lags the airplane by as much as 30 degrees, and if you’re turning toward south, it leads the airplane by almost 30 degrees. For no-gyro instrument training, a fair amount of time is spent on what are called “compass turns”– turning the aircraft to a specified heading using the compass alone. For everything but large turns, it’s actually much easier and more acurate to fly timed turns. A standard rate turn equates to 3 degrees per second. You figure this out with the third gyroscopic instrument on the plane– a rate of turn indicator. It’s electrically powered so that if the vacuum pump dies, you’ll still have ONE gyroscopic instrument. (Conversely, if the electrical system dies, you’ve still got the other two. Airplanes are all about redundancy.) Unfortunately, it provides no pitch information and only indirect bank information. Flying an instrument approach this way is pretty difficult– and is the most difficult task required for either the instrument or flight instructor-instrument ratings.

I flew two no-gyro localizer approaches today. Even more tricky because I had about 40 knot tail wind, because the localizer approach is for runway 3 and the wind was out of the southwest.

We’re supposed to do NDB approaches this afternoon. I’ve never actually done one in an airplane. They’re miserable. NDB stands for non-directional beacon. Which means the only navigational information you’ve got is an arrow that points in the direction of a beacon. And not very consistently at that, because the beacons are relatively low-powered and low-frequency. Almost anything will make them inaccurate. Thunderstorms, shore lines, mountains, clouds, night, temperature inversions…

Fundamentals of Instructing

I’d like to take this opportunity to say that the FAA doesn’t seem to know anything about flight instruction, if their notion of the “fundamentals of flight instruction,” is any indication.

The sheer irony here is just too much to explain. Here I am, learning about learning. The four characteristics of learning is that it’s “Purposeful, Active Process, Result of Experience and Multifaceted.” I have to have slews of this sort of thing memorized. The six principles of learning are Readiness, Exercise, Effect, Primacy, Intensity and Recency. The four levels of learning are Rote, Understanding, Application, Correlation. I am, I fear, making no effort to understand this hogwash on a level higher than rote so that I can pass this test. Some sample questions from this test.

The mental grouping of affiliated perceptions is called
A) insights.
B) association.
C) conceptualization.

Which of the student’s human needs offer the greatest challenge to an instructor?
A) Egoistic.
B) Social.
C) Self-fulfillment.

Individuals make more progress learning if they have a clear objective. This is one feature of the principle of
A) willingness.
B) readiness.
C) primacy.

You get the idea. If there are actually concepts being tested here, I’m missing out.

So, I’ve actually got two written exams left. The one on this stuff (Fundamentals of Instructing) and a Flight Instructor exam on flying things.

I just finished the ground school for my Instrument Instructor rating. I’m still working on my Multi-Engine rating, but the Duchess has been down for its 100-hour inspection, and I haven’t flown it since Wednesday. I did my first flight for the Instrument Instructor rating this morning, and I’ve got another this afternoon. This afternoon will be my first flight in the right seat. I hear this is a truly discombobulating experience.

And now it’s hot.

It’s summer here, now. Fortunately, it took its time getting here. It’s currently 96.8F. I’d really hoped that I’d be gone before it got hot, oh well. Yesterday was warm enough I finally hard to turn the air conditioner on. And now it will run until September, or we move out, never cooling below 75 degrees. This is the part about Oklahoma I don’t like.