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Kid running in hail outside my apartment.

It was probably funnier in person.

That’s just not fair to Amy.

Berck: Were you listening to Ani?

Jonah: Yes.

Berck: You can’t will your *censored* *censored*?

Jonah: No!

Berck: I love you.

Jonah: Go find a concubine.

Berck: Really?

Jonah: Yes.

Berck: Where?

Jonah: Concubines.cn.

Berck: Canadian Concubines?

Jonah: No! That’s ca. China.

Berck: I don’t want a short concubine.

Jonah: The tallest woman is from China.

Berck: I don’t want a tall woman with slanty eyes!

Jonah: Then look at concubines.com. No, that’d be expensive. Find one on concubines.org, they’ll be free.

Berck: Will you be my concubine?

Jonah: No! I’m your wife! I can’t be your concubine.

Berck: You don’t love me.

Jonah: That’s because I’m cold. I think Homer Mackenzie will be your concubine.

Berck: That’s okay with you?

Jonah: Yes. Go check out concubines.info and then tell me all about it.

Berck: Okay.

My first Purchase of Airline Tickets while Intoxicated!

From Denver, CO (DEN) to New York, NY (JFK)
Wednesday, 18 Jul 07 Flight 98 Depart Denver, CO (DEN) at 12:55 AM and arrive in New York, NY (JFK) at 6:33 AM

From New York, NY (JFK) to Denver, CO (DEN)
Monday, 23 Jul 07 Flight 125 Depart New York, NY (JFK) at 7:40 AM and arrive in Denver, CO (DEN) at 10:00 AM

W00t! I’m gonna see the Guggenheim, finally!