Instrument Rating: Complete.

Well, I have an instrument rating. Yay!

I didn’t finish it by the end of August, so the aforementioned happy dance won’t happen. But I’m still glad.

The oral portion of the exam was only a little over an hour long. There’s an art to both the taking and administration of an oral exam. B, who administered my private oral was really good at it, whereas C, who did my instrument, is not so good. C asked some really, annoying questions, sometimes in fill-in-the-blank form. More than once I had to say, “I have no idea what you’re talking about.” I knew everything I needed to, but he was very bad at asking the right questions. In spite of all this, he said that I did a very good job on the oral exam.

I was a bit hesitant about even taking the practical portion of the exam today because of an airmet that indicated moderate turbulence below 6,000 feet and very windy surface conditions.

I filed a flight plan from Norman to Norman, which is always a bit weird, but I had to be able to prove that I could copy a clearance and read it back properly.

The first approach he had me fly was the ILS 17L at Will Rogers. He told me, before the approach, “you won’t see the runway,” which means that I’m expect to fly the approach to decision height then execute the missed approach. It was the roughest ILS I’ve ever flown. The plane was rocking so much I could barely see the instruments. I managed to keep the needles in roughly the locations by sheer force of will, I think. I was sure that I was going to lose it about 500 feet above decision height, but I just stuck with it, fighting the airplane, the wind, and doing everything but screaming at the needles. I got through without the needles moving outside the “doughnut”, executed the missed approach, only so I could set up for the next one, the VOR 17L. The examiner told me that this approach would end in a landing, and that I would be able to see the runway when the approach was over. The VOR, not being as sensitive as the ILS and with no vertical guidance was a bit easier to fly. Still, it took a lot of work. I was at MDA and about a mile from the missed approach point when the controller informed me that I needed to get out of the way or be mown over by a 737. My examiner opted for a sidestep to the parallel runway. Since I had no idea what to do now, since I was below circling minimums for that approach, but not yet at my missed approach point, I asked him if I could look up. He said, “What did I tell you before?” This led to us yelling back and forth, me flying missed approach, and telling him that he could either quit arguing with me or fly the plane, since I couldn’t do both. He flew, and we argued some more. I maintain that it was a perfectly reasonable question to ask, and his refusal to answer was ridiculous. He tried to feed me a line about being able to make decisions on my own, but it’s perfectly obvious in real life if I can see the runway or not.

In any case, he finally decided he didn’t want to argue about it anymore, and told me to fly the published missed, which ended in a hold. I flew the hold a few circuits, which was a bit more difficult than it should have been. I needed a 30 degree crab angle and was having a hard time maintaining altitude +/- 100 feet. Gusts would knock me up and down that much quicker than I could react. After a few circuits and thinking I was about to jump out of the plane if I had to fly another one, he told me to fly the localizer 3 approach back into Norman.

He’d told me at the beginning of the flight that I’d fly the localizer back into norman partial panel (which means without the directional gyro or attitude indicator), but mercifully he either decided it was impossible given the conditions, or forgot. I’m not sure which, but I don’t know that I could have flown that approach no-gyro. I couldn’t even SEE the compass, much less guess where the middle of it’s 180 degree oscillations were. Zach insists that one can fly a no-gyro approach without even looking at the compass, just looking at the needle. But in really turbulent weather you can get turned 30 degrees off course and never realize it, so I’m not sure how this is a good solution.

With the never-ending wind, I had to maintain an enormous crab angle to maintain course, and the localizer needle was all over the place. Fortunately, I somehow managed to keep chasing it back and forth rather than getting to totally lost. The controller didn’t help by giving me some really bad vectors, mostly because of the wind. When I looked up to circle I realized just how sideways we were flying. And flying a circling approach to a runway downwind is really hard in high-wind conditions because the groundspeed is so high. I guess it’s good practice for flying planes that actually move. I circled and made a pretty darned good landing, all things considered. Wind was gusting 15-25 knots and varying +/- 30 degrees. I was about to set it down in a beautiful crosswind configuration, upwind wheel first, when a gust launched me up 15 feet, effectively messing it all up. I recovered and managed a solid, straight landing with all kinds of rudder. Oddly enough, the wind turned more straight down the runway, and I ended up touching down on both mains about the same time, with the plane headed down the centerline and it didn’t feel like I was sideways at all. I spent the taxi back trying to keep the plane taxiing straight, which was nearly impossible in that wind.

After a never-ending debrief, he passed me and signed me off. I’m an instrument pilot. And I passed the checkride first time around, which feels a lot better than having to go back for a recheck.

Now I work on my commercial license. 75% of it is solo flights, VFR. That ought to be a nice relaxing change of pace, getting to look out the window, and not spending most of my flight time breaking a sweat flying approaches. The downside is that I’m not going to be using my newfound training, essentially just going back to the skills I picked up as a private pilot. I hope the instrument skills don’t go too far away.

Highlands and Back or Bust

I can’t seem to think ahead, planning-wise, past the end of the current month. So events scheduled for the beginning of the next month are almost always a surprise once I flip a page of the mental calendar in my head. One of my coworkers mentioned to me last week that she was going to be off Tuesday and Wednesday of the next week, but that meant she would miss out on holiday pay for Labor Day. “Oh,” I thought, “Is it time for Labor Day already?”

We can’t take off the day before or the day after a holiday and get holiday pay, otherwise everyone would want to and nothing would get done.

When I got home that night, Berck announced that he was going somewhere for Labor Day weekend, whether I was coming or not. He presented Chicago as a possibility and mentioned that my brother-in-law Nathan (his brother-in-law-in-law) was inviting us to join him and Steph at my family’s mountain house in Highlands, North Carolina. Chicago is twelve hours away, while Highlands is a brutal fifteen.

The more I thought about it at work the next day, the more I got excited about possibly going to Highlands. I needed to be in mountains. And I’d get to see my five-month-old nephew Ian. I heard he’s into giggling.

So after getting off work on Friday afternoon (we’re supposed to get off at one, but frustratingly, for the first time we didn’t finish our inventory counting until one-forty-five), I dashed home, took a shower, and we headed east.

Our trip almost got off to a bad start just outside of OK City. We’d poked behind a super slow truck through a one lane construction zone for miles. When the zone finally ended, we had the road before us completely empty. So we were zipping along, when we crested a hill. The radar detector screamed at instant-on K-band at the same moment Berck spotted the cruiser in the median and slammed on the brakes. We skidded a little as we passed him. Looking back, he had turned on his lights, but he didn’t pursue us. He probably looked at his radar detector reading and couldn’t believe that it didn’t register us as speeding.

Berck was able to get a twenty-five dollar Priceline bid for a “suite” in Nashville, the nicest twenty-five dollar hotel room I’ve ever stayed in. So we drove to Nashville and spent the night. Berck’s dad happened to be in Nashville at the same time, so we had breakfast with him.

We took a detour to be able to include US 129 in our route, and I remembered again that I shouldn’t eat breakfast whenever we’re planning on running Deal’s Gap with Berck at the wheel.

We finally got into Highlands about five-thirty local time. That gave us plenty of time to take a walk to Middle Satulah Falls, then drive up for a cookout on top of Sunset Mountain. The western sky was cloudy, so there wasn’t much of a sunset, though the sky did turn pretty colors. What there was were hordes of people up for Labor Day weekend, with the same idea we had, except replacing the grilled sausages with wine out of plastic cups. I’ve never seen so many people up there, but there is plenty of rock face for everyone. And everyone left soon after the sky show was over, leaving us to roast our s’mores in peace. Mmmm…. s’mores.

We stopped back at Buck’s coffee house in town, where a West Virginian calling himself Wildcat was playing the guitar and singing hillbilly songs. We all got coffee and sat down to listen. Ian had fallen asleep long ago on the mountain, but now he awoke and watched Wildcat intently from his little baby seat. Ian started making noise at during one song, and I thought he might be getting fussy, but when I looked over, Ian was laughing at the singer, grinning and sticking his tongue out at him. Wildcat said he was thrilled to have such a great back-up singer and shook Ian’s hand when it was time for us to go. Ian latched onto his finger and wouldn’t let go.

Back at the house, Berck and Nathan got their computers to share a dial-up Internet connection, and Berck discovered with much glee that everything he had set up to access back at our apartment worked perfectly. He even updated the Linux system on his computer in Norman… from Highlands.

The next morning we got up and ate pancakes and then hiked up Mt. Satulah. That hike is a lot less strenuous than I remember it being as a child. We found our house’s porch and the geocache left up there for GPS enthusiasts. Berck had the easiest hike uphill because he was holding onto Kimber’s leash, and she, in turn, was perfectly happy dragging him uphill. I love sitting on top of Satulah and watching hawks wheel and hover… dozens of feet below me.

Next we took the dirt road over the old iron bridge to Silver Run Falls. It’s a beautiful little waterfall that flows into a swimming hole. It was too cool to swim (the weather was perfect, cool and dry) for any of us except Kimber, who dragged Berck into the water when he tried to throw a stick in while holding onto her leash). We had a picnic lunch and watched the brave souls who arrived in swimming suits but left pretty quickly after testing the water.

Next it was back to town to get some ice cream at Sweet Treats. Then we stopped by Dry Falls so Berck could see it. “I’ve seen bigger.”

That night I stole some apples from our neighbor’s tree, Nathan grilled New York Strips, and Steph made a batch of amazing brownies. And we went to bed “early” in preparation for the drive back home in the morning.

It’s true, Ian is into giggling. If you smile at him, he’ll break into a huge grin, sticking his tongue out wildly, then start laughing, displaying his toothless gums. Steph said he’s been a little scared of strangers holding him, but when she plopped him in my lap, he didn’t get concerned at all. I was sitting on the couch with Steph on one side of me, Berck on the other, and Nathan looking over the back. Ian looked over at Berck, trying to figure out all the hair on his face. Steph told him that Berck was a bear. We all laughed, and Ian started looking at each our faces in turn, pausing at Berck’s each time, as if he were thinking, “Why is his face different from everyone else’s?”

It’s funny to see how crazy Ian is about his daddy. Whenever Nathan would walk into the room and say something, Ian would whip his head over to see where his daddy was, then start kicking his legs excitedly. As soon as Nathan said something to him, he’d start grinning and laughing.

Ian is also into rolling these days. He can roll all which ways, which is useful when the toy you want is just out of reach. He can also sit upright (if you put him in that position) and balance himself for a few minutes.

He’s still the happiest baby I think I’ve ever seen. I don’t think he really cried the whole time we were there.

The drive home has been pretty uneventful. On our way to Highlands we passed van after van decorated with various University of Tennessee paraphernalia, all traveling to Knoxville for the first game of the season. We fit right in with the huge orange T on the rear window of the Solara. Traffic was a lot heavier heading east than west. We saw a bunch of UT cars heading back west today.

We spent more time driving to and from Highlands than we actually spent waking hours there, but it was worth it. Berck needed to get out of the apartment, and I needed mountains. We had lots of audio books and CD’s of This American Life to listen to while driving, so the time flew by. And we got to eat at Krystal in West Memphis, the furthest west they go, both coming and going.

Well, it’s ten o’clock, and we’re just pulling into the apartment complex. It’ll be nice to get a decent night’s sleep before heading back to work in the morning (we’re working from seven-thirty to five-thirty all week to make up for Labor Day).

Go China!

It’s rare that I get excited about a news-ish event. China is announcing plans to build 30 Nuclear reactors in the next 15 years. This has got to be the coolest thing I’ve ever heard of China doing.

Before you go crazy, check out this article. For a short summary: This isn’t your father’s nuclear reactor. This is what should have been built from the beginning, unfortunately there was too much greed.

These reactors are meltdown-proof. The design is such that the laws of physics keep the reaction in check. It’s been demonstrated… They’ve cut the cooling system off, and sat back and watched it do what it’s supposed to do– cool itself off and slow the reaction.

This is the first rational step I’ve seen toward a sustainable energy solution in a long time. This solves more than just the problem of fossil-burning power plants, it answers the question that nobody seems to be brave enough to ask– “Where is the hydrogen going to come from?” These reactors are particularly well suited to generate the hydrogen needed for fuel cells to power things like emissions-free cars.

Now we just have to figure out someway to undo the psychological damage caused by the mass media and nutcases and show the world safe nuclear power.

I just worry that we’re probably too late, and the global weather situation is going to be painfully obvious to all the nay-sayers in the next 20 years.

Berck