Posts by Berck

# uptime
9:29AM up 107 days, 17:26, 1 user, load averages: 0.07, 0.36, 0.42

Alas and alack, now it’s time to upgrade the router to OpenBSD 4.1. Bye-bye uptime.

One of the amusing things about having an OpenBSD router is it keeps track of total traffic. Well, only the traffic that I do traffic shaping on. In the past 107 days, I’ve uploaded 150GB worth of bittorrent traffic, and 8GB of other traffic not counting the 500MB of ACK packets… 500MB of ACK packets. That’s crazy.

You’d think that finding an English speaker to fix these things wouldn’t be that hard.

Mackenzie Homer ([email protected]): Is this David’s address?

Me: Nope.

Mackenzie Homer ([email protected]): I was looking for my sister’s “boyfriend,” and got you instead. Sorry! Who are you anyways? My name is Leigh, and yes, I am a girl.

Me: I’m Berck, and no, I am not a girl.

Mackenzie Homer ([email protected]): I’m glad you’re not a girl. What high school do you go to?