eBayers

It seems that approximately 90% of eBay transactions go smoothly. I list an item, it sells, the buyer sends me paypal in the next 24 hours, and I ship the item immediately. Then about half of the others don’t send a payment until I file an unpaid item dispute. And some people never pay.

One woman has been particularly trying. I’ve received 9 emails from her, all of which I’ve responded to. She sent me some sort of bank draft which she insisted was a cashier’s check. It didn’t strike me as guaranteed funds, so I sent the check to my bank and waited for it to clear. I shipped the item today, and e-mailed her a tracking number. I just received an e-mail asking if I’d sent her item.

I’m tempted to leave her feedback that says, “Paid for her item, but she’s an astounding pain in the ass.”

FOI Done

It took 15 minutes for the test proctor to check my credentials and prepare the computer for my test. They gave me 90 minutes to answer 50 questions. I took 10 minutes, and got a 96%. So, I’m done with THAT stupid test. When you’ve got all the questions and the answers beforehand, there’s really no excuse for not passing it. Now I’ve got to hit the books for my Oral exam, and I’ll be an instrument instructor soon.

Almost done with CFII

I’ve got one more flight, a spin ride, and a check ride. I’m excited about the spin ride, since I’ve still never spun an airplane. That’ll be tomorrow morning at 8am, and my last flight should be at 10am. Should get a check ride end of this week, or beginning of next. I’m taking the Fundamentals of Instructing written exam at 3pm, so time for some last minute studying.

Our Dumb Blog in May

While the 555 hits from MSN searches this month were no surprise, the 255 from Google were. In the past, I’ve rarely gotten more than a dozen hits from Google– this indicates to me that Google is starting to rank my site a bit more highly these days.

Here are some choice search phrases for the month:

swimming areas in boston where boys and men must wear speedos l no exception
nudist colonies
dumb pictures tourists take
dumb mexicans
how much liquid makes up a liter of coke
internship availabilities for a chiropractor
our romantic and intimate weekend pictures
an old lady walked into a grocery store
meth pipe where to find
how to make someone pass out
problems and prospects of 7up bottling company
george brenner glass
baking soda blast virginia
in-n-out burger franchise opportunity (Hah! sorry guys, they’re all owned outright.)
i really had to pee
faa busted uncontrolled field near miss
speedometer roll back
classified two neutral coloured couches for sale by owner
will putting road tires on a hybrid bike make it faster?
see i m learning nobody is that dumb now
what size of runway is needed for awacs landing
what is abated breath
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preflighting a 152 wearing flight suit
girls posing on fire trucks
why is this work sheet dumb
getting used to being married
used panties.com
porsche wont start battery dead hood locked
benefits of mayonaise on hair
governer frequency deviation
broken meth pipe
injuries have happend over the past year in carlsbad caverns national park
arthur veal
dumb sarah jokes
my raincoat prom
the battery light on my honda dashboard went on
where is the nearest ben and jerry s ice cream?
i hate orcas island
mexican coke buy utah
duchess checkride
what do you add to powered sugar to stop clumping
why do we have hair on our legs
asperagus frost danger
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red bumps on inside daschunds leg
righthand drive mixer truck
head titanium s400 tennis racket
nude pictures of me
flight student blog

Some More Movies.

Incredibles– While this was by far the best looking animation from Pixar yet (well, I didn’t see Finding Nemo), the plot wasn’t very entertaining. The characters seemed a bit shallow. Superheros have never much done it for me. I didn’t mind watching it, and Joanna liked it a lot.

Closer– A somewhat strange movie with Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman as a strip dancer. I thought it was an entertaining look at human relationships– awfully accurate in some strange hyperbolic fashion. After the credits pronounced it was adapted from a play, things made even more sense. Overall, both Joanna and I liked it.

Green Butlers– A very queer Danish movie that I tried hard not to like. It wasn’t horrible, but I’m not sure I’d recommend it. Entertaining in a very dark way. I wonder if I would have liked it better if I understood Danish. Joanna liked it.

Spartan– I hate David Mamet. I don’t know why, but I really do. This was by far the best Mamet I’ve ever seen, probably because it was written for the screen, not the stage. It was still full of that utterly moronic Mametish dialogue, which means that everything has to be repeated four times. Joanna liked it, but then she’s the one who wanted to rent it. It at least kept me watching. I give it a nice solid C.

Holy Land– A strange little movie about a Israeli Yeshiva student who falls in love with a Russian prostitute. Joanna and I both enjoyed it. While I’ve never been to Israel, it painted an intriguing and probably somewhat accurate portrayal of how strange a place it is. It’s got nudity and sex and guns.

Lemony Snicket– I hate Jim Carrey, but he seems to be in everything these days. After hearing an interview with the author on What do you Know, I had high hopes for this movie. It wasn’t entirely dissapointing, but I didn’t think it was exceptional either. It had amazing visuals, great scenery, and a charming feel to it. But I felt like it lacked soul in some way.

Primer– This movie could have been good if it weren’t bad. They tried so hard to make the dialogue fit a mood that it became almost incomprehensible. Still, it showed promise up until about the last 15 minutes when the plot self-destructs into nonsense that probably managed to fool some viewers (such as my wife) into thinking it was deep, meaningful, complex, and mind-boggling when it was actually just stupid.

Dirty Filthy Love– While far from charming, this was a funny movie about an OCD/Turret’s guy. Joanna and I both enjoyed it, but we don’t know that you would. The scenes with the OCD support group probably made it worth watching on their own.

Saved– An entertaining movie about a fundamentalist Christian high school. We both liked it.

The Last Shot– An FBI agent produces a movie to catch gangsters. It wasn’t a bad movie, but the interview with the real-life agent on This American Life was far more entertaining.