To Answer Sarah’s Question

To begin with, it’s “bated” as opposed to “baited”. “Waiting with baited breath” is clearly rather nonsensical. You’re waiting with your breath set as bait in a trap?

Bated is an archaic, abreviated form of “abated”. So, “waiting with abated breath,” essentially means that your breath has lessened, or likely stopped, because you’re wracked with nervousness or fear. Essentially, you’re holding your breath.

So another common idiomatic expression, for the sake of consistency, ought to have been phrased, “I’m not going to bate my breath,” when you don’t think something will actually happen.

It’s weird how idiomatic expressions linger in a sort of timelessness when usage has otherwise rendered a form archaic. I suppose it’s because people say them on cue without really thinking about what they mean. Like saying “Bless you” when someone sneezes. Maybe I don’t want to be blessed?

The people of the future will be trying to figure out what “Git ‘er done” means. Actually, forget that– I’m still trying to figure out what it means.

Anyway, keep that breath bated, today is do or doom day. FAA oral exam and checkride in a few hours. Well, unless the weather turns to crap, which looks rather possible. I hope that I won’t suffer from checkrideitis and forget something really stupid like the landing gear.

(And it’s not really potential doom, I’d just have to review whatever I screwed up and do it again.)

Stage check down, Check ride to go.

So, I just finished my final Commercial stage check. I’ve got a check ride to do next– they should be able to get to me before the end of the week. It’ll be my first checkride with an FAA designated examiner, rather than a part 141 check instructor. In other words, this will be with someone who works for the FAA and cannot be someone who works for the school.

I better be a commercial pilot soon.

Eternally a flight student

I was supposed to fly last Wednesday, but the weather was bad.

I didn’t get scheduled again until this morning at 8am, but the weather was 800ft overcast. They’ve promised to do their best to get me done soon, we’ll see.

I was signed off as being done with all my commercial lessons a MONTH ago. Admittedly, I failed a stage check, but this is ridiculous. Ridiculous.

Sideways Coffee

Brief Movie update.

Sideways: I give it an A-. It’s astounding that there’s still an occasional movie nominated for an academy award that’s worth watching. (Or that there’s anything at Blockbuster worth watching for that matter.) It gets points for dissing Merlot. More points for being different yet watchable at the same time. I’m starting to rather appreciate Paul Giamatti. I spent most of the movie unable to figure out why Thomas Haden Church looked familiar, and then Joanna said, “Did you know that this guy was on Wings?” Right. The mechanic. Overall, I didn’t think it was extraordinary, but I did think it was good and enjoyable. My only serious complaint is that I still have no idea why it’s called Sideways.

Coffee and Cigarettes: B. This film consists of a series of disconnected scenes, filmed in black and white, where the only common thread is coffee and cigarettes. It even has Tom Waits! It’s funny, in a strange sort of way, hardly unpleasant, and is most definitely different. I think that Ben would probably enjoy it.

I Heart Huckabees: B+. Loved both by existential wannabes (who take it seriously), and those of us who’ve had enough of existential wannabes, and laugh at it. Genuinely funny.

The Matchmaker: B-/C+. The DVD was so badly scratched that we couldn’t watch the ending, but I doubt it contained any surprises. Set in Ireland, so subtitles help. Hardly a wonderful premise, but it was at least well executed.

(Shave and Haircut) x 2

I had my second six-month evaluation yesterday. We’re scored on a range from 0 to 4, with 2 being “Satisfactory.” Last time I had all 3’s with one 2 in Knowledge and one 4 for Attendance. This time I had more 2’s (in things having to do with speed, efficiency, and judgment, since I’ve been shifted around to doing new things several times before I can get used to them rapidly) and a whole lot of 4’s (in things like consideration, cooperation, and teamwork). I also moved up a notch in Knowledge.

So, anyway, I got another 50 cent raise, which brings my hourly wage to $9.

Actual Fact:

In 1893 a priest named Casimir Zeglen invented the first usable bulletproof vest made from 1/16th inch steel plate sewn into layers of tightly woven silk. But he didn’t have much financial success with the vest. At one point, he contacted President William McKinley’s secretary, who scheduled an appointment to demonstrate the vest in a month. But only two weeks later, McKinley was shot in the chest twice.