Movies.

I’ve been trying to write about movies I’ve watched lately. Mostly as much for myself as anyone, because movies are so often very transient with me. I don’t provide a lot of detail, for several reasons. One of them is that I like to know as little about a movie as possible before I watch it. The trouble is that if you don’t know ANYTHING about a movie, it’s terribly easy to walk into a horrible one. Even then, it’s only a wasted couple of hours. So, if you want to know about a movie, I’d suggest IMDB.

Lately, we’ve been watching stuff available from Blockbuster since Netflix annoyed me. I’m really going to exhaust the store before long and have to return to Netflix.

The last movie we watched was Bandits. I found it entertaining, and would put it near the top of the list of movies in it’s category. That category is “Comedic films with Bank Robbers as the protagonist.” Not as good as either Small Time Crooks or The Jade Scorpion, but that’s because I really like Woody Allen.

Before that, we watched Cannonball Run just because I felt like it. I don’t think there’s anything I need to say about it.

Scotland, PA is Macbeth set in a fast food joint. We liked it.

Now just for some older movies I like, but want to list in one place.

Le Fabuleux destin d’Amélie Poulain is one the best movies ever.

Box of Moonlight gets points for being shot in East Tennessee, having John Turturro in addition to being an excellent all around movie. I recently watched it for the third time so that Joanna could see it too. She loved it as well.

Bodies Rest & Motion is lumped together in my mind with Kicking and Screaming because I saw them both on IFC, and they both feature Eric Stoltz. Kicking and Screaming is about the summer after you graduate from college and Bodies Rest & Motion has a similar feel.

The Tao of Steve is a wonderfully put together film about male/female relationships from a male point of view, though the movie as a whole is probably equally appealing to men and women. Joanna and I both really liked it.

Legend of 1900 takes place on a cruise ship, is totally non-offensive to anyone, and hard not to like.

My mother would like New Waterford Girl. It’s a nice twist on a common theme.

Runaway Train is seriously overrrated. Convicts, a girl, a runaway train, death. Woo…hoo. I think Joanna liked it.

Ghost World is probably Steve Buscemi’s best performance. I’ve seen it twice, Joanna and I both really liked it.

Y Tu Mama Tambien is delightful, though certainly not realistic. If you’re bothered by subtitles or sex, don’t watch it.

Okay, that’s probably enough for now.

Two more flights.

I’ve got two more flights in a complex aircraft, then I’ll be signed off for a stage check and then a check ride. If all goes well, I should have my commercial license soon.

Joanna and I are going to Highlands, NC on Saturday for Joanna’s hard-earned vacation time. This is, of course, horrible timing for me, since I don’t think there’s any way I’ll manage to get a checkride in before I leave. That means that I’ll probably be rusty when they get around to my stage check, which could be bad.

We’re working on making the blog go way back. Expect new old stuff regularly.

Mmmmm Mmmmm Good

My sister just sent me this concerning my nephew:

“Nathan and I were making pizzas tonight and Ian was in his highchair eating his pre-supper to keep him happy and out of the way. I looked over to check on him and his was eating something yellow and enjoying it very much. He had both his hands near his mouth. I looked to see what it was, and it was butter! He was close enough to the counter that he helped himself to the open butter tray, and boy was he loving it! Now he is getting a bath because his hair was all greasy from rubbing buttery fingers in his hair!”

Our Dumb Blog in March

Our Dumb Blog had 2,455 unique visitors in March. This may sound impressive, until you realize that 2,207 of them came from MSN searches. Microsoft’s new search engine is so bad that it thinks my blog is an expert on things like “snore wars”. The amusing thing is that now that I’ve said that, I’ll have a few thousand extra hits in April. I wonder if I can delist myself from MSN but not Google?

I’d post the list of search terms used to get here, but there’s 1,633 of them. Maybe I’ll post a choice few. Keep in mind that almost all of these are a result of people typing things directly into their internet explorer address bar, and the default search that comes up is MSN…. The fact that they THEN click on my MY blog is the disturbing part.

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questions on second had smoke
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kids being spoiled now days
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words of wisdom for a happy marriage
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how to dress up as a plus size woman
an old lady walked into a grocery store.
what made it s name in the 1950 s that one can sleep on?
how to speak at an english pub
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free games where you build houses and have kids
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why people do not want to work at mcdonald s restaurant
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what is important to our way of life today?

Unfortunately, this is just going to make people searching for these things even more likely to wind up here.