The Platters

A few hours ago, Joanna caused my MP3 player to stray from its usual random-order playback and instead play Pink Floyd. This was good. Joanna and I both simultaneously noticed and admired the line, “come on you target of far away laughter.” This was odd, since neither of us had previously paid any attention or consciously processed this line in nearly ten years of listening to this song. It’s only got a dozen lines, which for a 12 minute song is a very low lyrics:length ratio. such a ratio is accomplished by either playing lots of instrumental stuff with occaisional lyrical intervention (e.g. Floyd) or by simply taking 9 minutes to sing a 3 minute song (e.g. Low).

A few minutes ago, I noticed with some consternation that my MP3 player was producing rather unpleasant noise. What was unusual about this was that it had been doing so for quite some time. Often it plays a song I don’t like or am not in the mood for, but it’s just a song and then it moves on to the next song. It has 5,500 songs to chose from. Sadly, many of them are songs I once liked but don’t like any more, or songs that I thought I might grow to like but instead grew to hate. Or, more frequently, songs I like sometimes, but never when XMMS decides to play them. The platters are okay. In that 1950’s way. A song every year or two is enough to keep my sphere large enough. Eight songs in a row is enough to make me murderous.

At this point I realized that after playing Pink Floyd, which was cool, XMMS progressed to playing the Pixies which is cool too. And then the Platters. Which are a lot of things, but not cool. Fortunately for me and any potential victims, I found the random button again.

After so much time trying to get as many MP3’s as possible, I’m working on culling them. I moved several things that I couldn’t bring myself to actually delete which I moved to a separate place so they wouldn’t get played inadvertently. Like Sting. Sting is thrust upon me in enough grocery stores and the like, that I really don’t need to intentionally play sting, ever, in order to hear much more than I ever need to. In fact, I’ve probably heard enough sting for my entire life.

I’m sending out an SOS…

Izzle! Izzle pfaff!

In the midst of my recent poo-pooing of blogs in general, I’ve stumbled across what might be one of the best of the worst kind. It’s not what I consider a “real blog”, something that exists to link to other interesting things on the web, (A good example might be Slashdot.) but rather more of what “blog” has come to mean now– A journal on the web.

And now, even though this isn’t a blog and I’m not a blogger, I’ll do what bloggers do: link to other bloggers. But first, a word of warning. If you happen to either be Sarah Brenner or are easily offended, then click at your own risk. Izzle! Izzle pfaff!

Skot usually just writes about his day or week, but does it in such a way that makes me realize how blogging can actually be entertaining if done quite well. If you want to see what I mean, check out some of his better posts:

He doesn’t know much about cars.

An example of why he hates his condo-neighbors.

This is a slew of posts about his inability to fix his computer. Mostly just the first one is great.

Here’s a particularily surprising account of a day spent christmas shopping.

What happens when Skot cooks

Berck’s Gravy Recipe

Berck told me to try this new bloggy thingy out. I’ve been chided for not providing any new information lately, but working in a warehouse is inherently boring. (You want it that way, really. Otherwise, people are getting impaled by forklifts left and right.)

So to fill some space, I’ll include below Berck’s patented recipe for beef gravy.

Berck’s Gravy Recipe

1) In a cast iron skillet, mix together some Better Than Bouillon, butter, and water. Heat and mix with a whisk. Complain loudly how much the whisk sucks.
2) Stick a spoonful of corn starch into the skillet. Comment that you’ve always wondered why gravy recipes always warn about mixing corn starch in a small amount of water first.
3) Attempt to break the ensuing lumps into smaller lumps. Declare this has never happened to you before. Announce again how much the whisk sucks.
4) Pour gravy into a French press coffee maker.
5) Press and serve.

A New Thing…

Finally, after much consternation and many hours of futzing, I present: The New Blog-Thing. Why?

There’s several reasons… First, I was unsatisfied with LiveJournal. It’s a great little place to store your journal for free with no ads. It, as is so typical of things open-source, is rather functional but pathetically inept in the user-interface and pretty-looking departments. As you can see, even this default layout is much, much prettier than LiveJournal. It doesn’t look like I want it to yet– after all I must make it all very, very black so that various readers can be frustrated in their own various ways which are not well understood by me. To me, white on black is a much more natural state for things, but I’ve gotten a few complaints. We’ll see. Maybe I’ll just find something blue. The comment system on LiveJournal left much to be desired. This comment system should prove to be far better. And little things, like everytime Joanna posts, since all other usernames were taken, she’s “JonahB52” which might not bother you, but bothers me.

There’s also the reason that I’ve got this weird geeky file-control-proximity thing. I want the files in my apartment. Nevermind that my servers are unreliable and on a crappy cable connection–they’re mine.

And that’s the downside. I fear that this may be a bit slow. Computer nonsense to follow, non-geeks can skip to the next paragraph. The New Blog-Thing is powered by an open source project called WordPress which is running on a Debian Linux Pentium Pro 200mhz server. (oldie but goodie) I’m a little worried it might be something more of a security risk on here, but then I remember that the rest of JoannandBerck.us is running on a very, very old installation of OpenBSD… Which means that while it WAS the most secure OS in the world, it’s now probably one of the less secure. Why is it so old? Because I don’t really KNOW OpenBSD and updating it at this point requires massive surgery and much time. (The rest of the site is on an ancient AMD K6 200mhz system, but fortunately it doesn’t do much.) I’ll get around to it someday, but the worst that can happen is that someone trashes it completely and I have a good reason to reinstall a secure system. There’s more to lose on the Debian system, and while it’s updated every couple of days, it is running a web server. Any geeks who’d like to poke and prod for weaknesses in this server– please have at it. It needs some work, both in cleaning up the performance and security. But it’s not all that bad. After all, I could be running it on a Windows server or something.

So, if you happen to notice that the New Blog-Thing is also Horrifically Slow, let me know. If it’s really all that bad, I may just have to leave things with LiveJournal. But, those of you who I’ve querried about the move JoannaandBerck.us have said it’s okay, so I think this shoudl be to. Even though it’s prettier, it’s still fairly light-weight. Even though I’m going to add graphics, eventually.

So here it is. Mess with it. Leave comments. I’m going to see if I can’t import all the LiveJournal entries, and if it’s all golden, just switch over to… The New Blog-Thing.

P.S. — I know this font’s spacing and such might not be the easiest to read from your special window to the internet. Do let me know what you think in general though. I’ll be trying to change things to something with serifs.

Finally!

After it seemed like it would never happen, I’ve finally soloed.

I got up ridiculously early this morning after not sleeping terribly well and checked the weather. 2.5 miles visibility, but I knew it would clear up soon. Winds were 060 at 4 knots. Sure enough after showering and driving to the airport it was better than 5 miles visibility. It seemed like the entire Airman fleet of airplanes was leaving all at once, at 8am.

D. endorsed my certificate and logbook, and after I preflighted the plane, we both took off for closed pattern work just like any other day. I knew that he was going to be getting out of the plane and I was going to take off and land three times without him in the plane, but I didn’t really think about it much.

The first thing on my mind was the fact that the wind was more or less easterly, by now at 9 knots. Of late, this is a very rare occurrence indeed, and I’ve only flown the pattern for runway 030 a couple of times before. I’m used to flying right-hand patterns, but 030 is left-handed. It’s not that big a deal as left-hand traffic is actually a bit easier since you’re on that side of the plane. Still, everything in the world (or at least, in Oklahoma) is set up on a north-south-east-west grid so it’s much easier to fly the pattern for runway 17 or 35, since you can just roll out on a heading parallel with all the roads.

This turned out not to be much of a big deal, and I soon forgot about it after the first turn. I botched the first landing pretty badly, applying wind correction for wind in my mind more than wind over the runway. The second one was a touch better, though not by much. My approaches all seemed to be fast, and I couldn’t seem to get in tune with everything. After a few more, with D. mostly scolding rather than helping, they got a bit better. Finally, D. said, “Okay, make this one a full stop.”

I briefly worried that maybe my landings were so bad I wasn’t going to solo after all, but he said that they were all safe enough, and emphasized that I know how to go around. After landing, he had me taxi over the to the control tower and drop him off. As he got out of the plane, It started to hit me. Me, alone, and the responsibility for a whole plane. I worked very hard not to think about all the things I could do wrong, and just concentrated on my checklists. I did another run-up (rather superfluous, but apparently part of your first solo), and called tower to request taxi for a closed pattern departure. After I got to the hold short line, I stopped, ran through my before takeoff checklist, called tower, flipped on my landing lights and transponder. “Niner four alpha victor, cleared for takeoff, runway two one. Report midfield each touch and go.” “Cleared for takeoff, niner four alpha victor,” I said. I added some throttle, pointed the plane down the runway (which looks way too short from the north end because of the-way it curves. I noticed a nose wheel skid mark from someone who had apparently taxied onto the runway with a bit much speed. Rather than dawdle, I took assurance in having completed the checklist, and applied full throttle before I could get really scared. In what seemed like no time at all, I was rotating, climbing, and trying to maintain runway centerline. After awhile I turned left, called tower after a few moments. “Westheimer Tower, Cessna four alpha victor is midfield, touch and go.” “Cessna four alpha victor, you’re number two following a Cherokee turning final, cleared touch and go runway two one.” My brain almost tried to get upset, but barely managed to get out an “ack!” before I replied. “looking for that traffic, four alpha victor.” I was suddenly worried I wouldn’t be able to see the traffic, it was hazy, and I was going to look very silly. I then realized it really wasn’t a big deal, we’re in a pattern, and he’s turning final, I’m midfield…” At this point, I realized I was passing the threshold, so I reduced power, pulled the carb heat, added 10 degrees of flaps and tried to maintain altitude for a few seconds while the airspeed bled off. At the same time, I spotted the traffic (it’s pretty easy to see turning traffic) and called back, “Traffic in sight, niner four alpha victor.” Next thing I knew, it was time to turn base. I did so and noticed that my airspeed had, somehow, managed to hit 80 knots. I pulled out the rest of the power, held the nose a little higher and got it slowed down to 70. I turned final, dropped another 10 degrees of flaps, and briefly thought about the view of a runway.

It’s an interesting thing, that trapezoidal wedge of runway, smack in the center of your field of view. Landing is a weird thing. You stare at this wedge of ground, and fly AT IT. It keeps getting bigger, and you have to fight the temptation to stop flying at it. As it got a bit bigger, I realized that I was still a little fast and wanted to sink a little faster, so I put out the last 10 degrees of flaps. The airspeed indicated read just under 65 the last time I looked at it, when I finally decided it was time to stop flying at ground quite so fast, and fly just over it. It’s a tough transition to make smoothly, and the plane wobbled a bit from side to side as I finally got it planted on the ground. It wasn’t a horrible landing, but it wasn’t good. I also wasn’t dead yet. Flaps up, carb heat cold, back to the centerline and full power. In a matter of seconds I was airborne, doing it all over again. The next .3 hours went awfully quickly. My last landing was probably the best I’ve ever made. It’s starting to get better. I just need a lot more practice.

After I parked the plane, D. congratulated me and shook my hand. When I filled out my logbook, I got to list .4 hours under the column reading PIC. My first PIC time, ever. It better be the first of many.